Limericks
by Danny C. Wash
The Young Lady from France
There was a young lady from France
who wore a dress and pink underpants
when she would spin and twirl
and dance and whirl
the boys would all fall into a trance
Old Age
My age is beginning to show
because I’m starting to slow
my hair is now gray
so what more can I say
but hello to old age where I go.
The Toy Boat
When I was but a young boy
I had a small boat for a toy
and in my bath with it I would play
until it did sink under the water one day
and was then no longer there to enjoy.
A Dog Named Spot
There once was a big dog named Spot
who was white with lots of brown dots
All the people said how strange
does that dog have the mange
No, but he does roll in the mud a lot.
