A Tale of the U.S. Mail
A Tale of the U.S. Mail
by Danny C. WashMail, mail our wonderful U. S. mail
it arrives with the speed of a crippled snail
or perhaps never and will surely fail
to arrive at all winding up in mail jail
or as it is also known as dead letter hail.
(I know it was supposed be hell
but that doesn't rhyme very well.)
Oh, what a frustrating mail horror tale.