I Have No Tattoos
I Have No Tattoos
Oh my, boo hoo
what will I do?
Almost everyone else
has a bunch of tattoos.
But, I’m thinking bout
gettin’ me one to flout.
My tat is going to have
a beautiful beach scene
with a sun going down at the
the seashore with a family
having a cookout by a fire
and a dog waggin’ his tail
and a storm with lightnin’
flashin’ in the distance.
There will be a man fishin’
in the surf with a girl swimin’
and a boy sittin’ pettin’ the dogs
and he’s roasting marshmellers.
And, if there’s still room I
will have a hotrod car there,
but I probably won’t have
enough room cause my arm
is so tiny and small. Oh
well, maybe I won’t do that.
Sorry, I brought it up. I still
have no tattoos & probably will
never have any and won’t be
cool like all these other fellers.
Just an old guy with a small
arm with only freckles & hair.
Boring.
