The Bald Man's Ballad

The Bald Man's Ballad
(Sung to the tune of "Home on the Range")        

by Danny C. Wash                                                                                       

                                                                                                               

First verse:

Oh, give me a head where the hair doesn’t grow
Where the lice and the combs never go
Where seldom is met with a barber’s mow
And the wind does not tossle or blow.

Chorus sung after each verse:

"Head, head with no mange,
Where the lice and the combs never go
Where seldom is touched by a barber's mow
And the wind does not tossle or blow. 

Second verse:

Oh, give me a head with a shiny bald pate
Where none can see it shine and not state
How the lack of the hair is their favorite trait
And to see it in the sun they cannot wait.

Third verse:

Oh, give me a head with the shiny bald trait
Where the hairy headed guys cannot relate
And no longer will I worry of the fate
That the hair on my head will abate.